In-Game Description: "When things go badly for an animal, they get sick. Dastardos has invented a cheerful song to help him through the day and make Piñatas calm while he "fixes" them..."
Stardos was the first child that Jardinero and Mother gave birth to. At a young age, Stardos was taught by Jardinero on how to raise a garden to attract pinatas. Stardos became an accomplished gardener. But then, when Mother and Jardinero were away on a trip to search for the legendary Dragonache, trouble began to ensue. Jardinero's former helper Lester approached Stardos. He claims that he has made a candy that can easily attract pinatas. Lester lured Stardos to his lair in the jungle and invited him to try some. Corrupted by the sourness, Stardos became Dastardos and now begins to smash any sick pinata with a stick. Jardinero's family knows that Stardos has disappeared in the jungle, but never realized that he is Dastardos. Jardinero claims that Dastardos remind him of someone he use to know. Sad he hasn't figured it out yet, right?
Dastardos can phase through solid objects if trapped.