Hack Horstachio was a hillbilly Horstachio that Hudson hired to be his impersonator. Before being hired he had some gray dust on him and Hudson remodeled Hack to look just like him. At first Hudson didn't care about this, however Hudson quickly got tired of not going to his appointments. To prevent being overturned and continue doing his job Hack trapped Hudson in a cave to force him to watch a compilation of his best moments. Eventually Hudson broke out by obliterating the computer array and was launched to Hack's Appreciation Day dance off to claim that he was an imposter. However, Hudson lost a contest to determine who was the real Hudson and was sentenced to 50 years in jail for this.