Keenly observant, with a dry sense of humor, Paulie Pretztail doesn’t miss a thing. He believes he can solve any problem once he puts his mind to it, and at the moment the problem he’s put his mind to is how to keep himself and Fergy Fudgehog from going to Piñata parties! Paulie is the quick-thinking idea guy who often finds himself saving Fergy from one hair-brained scheme after another. Paulie is annoyed by parties, while Fergy fears parties due to him disliking being smashed into pieces.
He commonly comes along with Fergy, and is able to think of ideas to try to stop Langston Lickatoad from catching him and Fergy and sending them to a party to get bashed up, and getting around going to parties by doing things such as hiding his tail from the Cannoñata.
Fergy Fudgehog is attempting to prevent himself from having maximum Candiosity so he doesn't go to a party. Paulie reveals to him that putting his tail out of range of the Candiosity Meter prevents it from marking him as at maximum Candiosity.
- I can't believe I let you guys talk me into this!
- Hold on to your gumdrops!
- You'll never catch me!
- It's me! The P to the E, Paulie!
- Are not!